The Slashies

In the spirit of Zoolander, here is another SC list.

The Rappers/Actors, in no particular order, plus the flick I remember
them for.

-Mos Def - Bamboozled, a great piece of cinema. The Mau Mau's are coming
you Delacroix's

-Ice t - that joint where he was being hunted like a deer. Probably my
least favorite slashy

-Krs 1, HBO project that Rosie Perez did AND 'Who's The Man? - listing
every actor in that flick would kill this list

-Busta, Finding Forrester. Shaft was wack

-Q tip, Prison Song. He pulled off a thugged out Abstract. 'She Hate
Me' performance was forgettable.

-Fat Joe, Prison Song. Didn't Tip kill Cooked Crack?

-NORE, Prison Song and State Property II even though I never saw it, but
I have no doubt Victor Santiago delivered a Deniro like performance

-Ja Rule, that joint with Ving Rhames exceeded my terribly low
expectations

-DMX, Belly was dope. Needed a screenwriter

-Kurrupt, some wack flick with Steven Segal

-Latifah, the blacker than thou waitress in Jungle Fever

-Meth, 'The Show' even though it was a documentary, Meth had the best
part

-Red, MTV Cribs, the only time they did a real crib. I heard that was
his cousin's crib

-Ludacris, heard 'Crash' was dope

-Snoop, 'Starsky and Hutch', he did a better Huggy Bear than Antonio
Fargas

-Ice Cube, 'Higher Learning' was unederrated

-Saffir, 'Menace II Society', the Saucee Nomad was a real 'G'

-The RZA-rector, the Ghost Dog cameo was money

Artists that need a movie deal:
-Ghost
-Doom
-Big Boi
-Rapper Noyd
-The Extra P